Now, Justin's father was a Supreme Court Justice, and like father like son, Justin was the head of every political club in our school. Suddenly, a stranger appears and starts to talk with her. A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City. Jimmy Fallon, "Rumors are circulating that Donald Trump has been telling his advisers that he plans to spend his weekends in his Trump Tower penthouse in New York City instead of the White House.
–Jimmy Fallon, "The new mayor of New York City is a progressive Democrat with an African-American wife who used to be a lesbian. Every true New Yorker believes with all his heart that when a New Yorker is tired of New York, he is tired of life. We should just have a whole section about New York tourists on here.
–David Letterman, "Here in New York City they are converting telephone booths into Wi-Fi hot spots.
This post was originally published on Sept. 22, 2018. Bacon Puns. What to do on a rainy day – 20 ideas with friends, Dolce far niente – the meaning of the Italian concept explained by Italians, How to practice aylyak in Bulgaria and be happy, 25 quotes about India explaining why people love this country. After all, it’s the only way Mayor DeBlasio could manage to make the worst possible decisions in every situation he has ever been in. New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. New York is a City of a dream which is never sleeping. A woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. –David Letterman, "Former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner is planning to open a new farm-to-table restaurant in Queens. 100 years ago, a poor Polish immigrant was begging for money in New York city. The corpse of the busboy hits a homeless guy, who is sleeping in the alley below. Why did Dorothy get lost on her way to the Emerald City? Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. You can always spot the tourists by how they eat their pizza. Trump was like, 'That's why I live on the 58th floor.'" This was many years ago, so I’ve likely changed a few minor details. A collection of new york jokes and new york puns. – Elbert Hubbard, 13. And it’s always worth it when we get there. As he looked out the window of his office suite, he realized it was Christmas Eve. – Duke Ellington, 17. She’s crazy about mirto from Sardinia, speaking in foreign languages (even if she can't, actually mostly if she can't!) A young woman in New York City was severely depressed so she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.