It’s somewhere on Youtube; check it out. And they think that I’m their dinner, not their friend Now anything goes. That’s true — because there is only one country song…..with thousands of covers. Is it that Donny Osmond is the singer what makes it objectionable? 9, eiderfalls “Silly Love Songs,” though is pretty wretched song, but doesn’t hold a candle to “Let ‘Em In.”. 42, peDtaH ‘ej chIS qo’, NOBODY listed “What the fox say?”?????? In fact, two minutes after watching it, aside from a vague impression that Ms Hilton will never ever make a singer or a fashion model or a pr0nstar, it’s faded from my memory already…. “Teenage Kicks” by The Undertones followed by convicted scientologist John Travolta and Olivia Newton John. It’s supposed to be hilarious – Ylvis are very much a comedy band / duo.
76 Trombones (even worse….)
In 1977, I was a senior at Penn in a 500-level class on Elizabethan love poetry. Even worse is her “The Carter Family” from her otherwise-lovely No Secrets album. You can stand them once every 1000 songs or at the dentist office or something. 3) Electric Slide.
Listening to the Beatles, though, that’s one of the best reasons. ….And I don’t even know if this qualifies because it was probably never released as a single, but I heard it in a restauraznt while eating dinner (my apololgies for mentioning this…) — The theme song to The Love Boat (a horrendous 1980’s US TV series with a fittingly horrendous theme song). 36, melt-o-blast, You’ve gotta read the paper and know the code He does love his numbers Damn!
I impulsively started singing two lines of “Muskrat Love” and the class went into hysterical laughter. Come on now, you’ve got 32 to go
(Butter Pie) The butter wouldn’t melt so we poured it in the pie.”. Is how you get de wings on the cat
But as bad as it was, I would agree that many others mentioned here were worse. It makes the bottom 5% but not the bottom 1%.
What I need to know from the lord
I even love Donna Summer’s version, too! Send us a tip using our anonymous form.
Bobby Womack’s “Lookin’ For A Love” should get special mention for having the most chauvinistic lyrics even through the song is just too catchy to call awful….
Space Oddity (aka, Ground Control to Major Tom) by David Bowie is one of the worst for me. His #3 worst, Paul Anka’s “You’re Having My Baby” is probably the most putrid pop song of all time; even that pales in comparison with songs I heard dozens of time in the fundamentalist church I used to attend.
But what about those songs that just make you say “ugh!” and turn the radio dial?
But I wouldn’t have remembered ‘Honey’ if you hadn’t called my attention to it, so thank you. If I had to listen to that crap on an acid trip (supposedly what that music is good for) I guarantee that it would produce my one and only bad trip.
And the foxy moves at the end…. 50, snow. 30, psycho hail, . I prefer my songs about midday raw dogging sex to be delivered in a family friendly pop music package. His horse, plain as can be 1977. So much for a middle aged white woman listening to the Rolling Stones naw I like Rap most of it. 35, sleetspoot’n, But…speaking of Beatles and bad songs, I’d have to put “My Sweet Lord” at the top / bottom of any such list….
"Muskrat Candlelight" (original title) is definitely an amusing little throw-away tune in the context of Willis Alan Ramsey--released in 1972. You chose to include ‘Billy Don’t Be A Hero,’ ‘Disco Duck,’ ‘You Light Up My Life’ and more, Debbie Boone. Apparently, judges – by virtue of being judges – like economists by virtue of being economists – are qualified to hold forth on anything. I personally kinds like it as a silly novelty song, but I’m sure others hate it.
1) Hokey Pokey Morning has Broken, Wind Beneath my Wings and Kumbaya are all (IMO) lovely tunes. Sue starts to giggle. Captain and Tennille have a long catalogue of terrible music. So bad it’s hilarious!
Morning has broken. Nobody does chauvinistic lyrics better (or worse) than Tom Jones. Muzzle to muzzle— Now see, I love those psychedelic happy-stoner songs. Rubbin’ her toes, That may well be true, but if I’m going to choose my ear-worm I’d much rather have “Dead baboon chow” running around over A Song With a Message.
I’ll probably burn for this one, so I am going to apologize effusively in advance. “Public Image” by PiL is an all time classic. Hate Muscrat love also,but loved Donny Osmond. I know and own lots of great psychedelic music, but the Dead just doesn’t fit this category.
If we’re going down that road…I’d bet badgers beat beavers…. You picked classics like "Puttin' On The Ritz" and "Rock Me Amadeus" and many people on the Internet violently disagreed with your choices.
But they tried to put him down,